Vegas Baby, Vegas
Everyone who has seen “Swingers” has thought about making that spur of the moment trip to Vegas. Vegas baby, Vegas. Every once in a while, you need to get out of dodge to clear your head and get some perpective on this mad city we live in. Sometimes all you need to regain your mojo is the bright neon lights, a few lucky hands, and some showgirls.
That’s what I was thinking on my last trip to Vegas. I had been watching USC thump Cal in a dump of a bar in the valley. When my friend Andy brought up the idea, it sounded fantastic. Jump in a car, drive to Vegas, win money, get lucky, find some $1.99 steak and eggs.
It was a long four hours driving to Vegas, especially when you don’t have a CD player in your card (do people outside of major cities listen to anything but country?). However, there are few sights as energizing as the bright lights of Las Vegas from the highway. Andy started fiddling with the stereo, and on cue, Sinatra magically appeared on the dial.
We decided to try our luck at Paris. Andy claims that he can count cards. I don’t believe him, since I’ve never seen him actually win at blackjack. I leave him at the blackjack table and head over to craps. I’ll admit right away that I don’t really know how to play this game. But it is a really fun, since nearly everyone is making the same bets, you win and lose as a table community. Today I’m not lucky. I lose $200 in about 20 minutes. I decide to stop the bleeding while I can. After playing video poker for a while, I decide to check in with Andy to see how he is doing.
I arrive to see Andy perched behind a stack of chips, smoking a cigar, and sweet talking the middle aged platinum blonde seated next to him. He orders a “caucasian” from the waitress and begins playing. I look at the table to see that he is playing three hands at a time. Andy sees me and begins collecting his chips. It turns out that he ended up winning about $800. Chump change for Vegas, but not bad for us.
It is now 3AM. Andy tells me that it is time to hit the Ghostbar, on him.
…continued in part II




